Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[Mups]

Molly was upset and hurt
Her feelings ground into the dirt
'He'd prefer my daughter
So I think he oughta
Bugger off, 'cos I now prefer Bert'!


She shut the door in his face
And he went down the path at a pace

[Scrumpy]

She shut the door in his face
And he went down the path at a pace
Phew! he thought 'that was close'
'Been years since having one of those'

[klondike]

Molly was upset and hurt
Her feelings ground into the dirt
Maybe her photo was slightly old
But there was only a hint of mould

[Scrumpy]

Klondikes been on the sherry again 
He's usually good.. Such a shame
He's jumped the gun. Not on the ball
I knew that he would eventually fall
'I jumped a page' ..Sausage fingers he'll blame

[Mups]

Scrumps, he's done this before - 
In fact,  many times galore!
As you say it's the Sherry
It makes him too merry
We'll have to make a new law.  

[klondike]

It's too slow that is to blame
Still at least I have no shame
Click unread and land behind
Still at least no one's unkind
There it is my claim to fame


Today at 03:38:41 PM
Anyway - not completed



She shut the door in his face
And he went down the path at a pace
Phew! he thought 'that was close'
'Been years since having one of those

[Scrumpy]

She shut the door in his face
And he went down the path at a pace
Phew! he thought 'that was close'
'Been years since having one of those
'Gimme something that looks good in lace'

[GrannyMac]

Bert decided being trans was for him
In short skirt and fishnets, he called himself Kim

[klondike]

Bert decided being trans was for him
In short skirt and fishnets, he called himself Kim
The vicar gave him quite a shock
When he asked to borrow a frock

[GrannyMac]

Bert decided being trans was for him
In short skirt and fishnets, he called himself Kim
The vicar gave him quite a shock
When he asked to borrow a frock
Everyone knew him as Father Jim.

He said 'my pronouns are her and she'
My name is Lily, I'm a ladee

[Mups]

He said 'my pronouns are her and she'
My name is Lily, I'm a ladee 
But don't tell the Church
Else I'll be in the lurch

[klondike]

He said 'my pronouns are her and she'
My name is Lily, I'm a ladee
But don't tell the Church
Else I'll be in the lurch
Unless the bishop is like you and me

The bishop would have been quite shocked
He preferred to go unfrocked

[Mups]

The bishop would have been quite shocked
He preferred to go unfrocked 
But the Curate was worse - 
He dressed as a Nurse