Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[Scrumpy]

There was a man from the Isle of Wight
Who thought he was always right
It's always possible that could be
So long as he always agreed with me
Could be two wrongs .. That come to light 

[Mups]

There was an old couple from Deal
Who went out for an Anniversary meal

[GrannyMac]

There was an old couple from Deal
Who went out for an Anniversary meal
He had fillet steak
She just had cake

[Scrumpy]

There was an old couple from Deal
Who went out for an Anniversary meal
He had fillet steak
She just had cake
With cream and cherries. Rather fattening I feel

[klondike]

We seem to be stuttering to a stop
Come on you lot CHOP CHOP CHOP
I want to see us back on form
Something rude should be the norm

[Mups]

We seem to be stuttering to a stop
Come on you lot CHOP CHOP CHOP
I want to see us back on form
Something rude should be the norm 
But all the ladies would be in shock!

[Scrumpy]

The groom couldn't wait for night to arrive
In a double bed with his beautiful bride
But alas the bed it did squeak
Kept the neigbours awake for over a week

[Mups]

The groom couldn't wait for night to arrive
In a double bed with his beautiful bride
But alas the bed it did squeak
Kept the neigbours awake for over a week 
They couldn't be quiet if they tried.


The Choirboy said to the Vicar
This music should be a bit quicker

[klondike]

The Choirboy said to the Vicar
This music should be a bit quicker
The poor old vicar gave a sigh
I can't keep up although I try

[Scrumpy]

The Choirboy said to the Vicar
This music should be a bit quicker
The poor old Vicar gave a sigh
I can't keep up although I try
But it's not very good for my 'ticker'

Today at 07:33:53 PM
Molly looked on a dating site
To find a guy who was just right
Blue eyes ,blond, six foot two
Well fit. And wore size 10 shoe