Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[Scrumpy]

The bride was dressed all in red
From her painted toes to the top of her head
They were so much in love
Like two turtle doves
Alas the groom was rubbish in bed

[Mups]

One dreary old Saturday morn
Came a knock on the door - it was Shaun
He wanted to borrow some tea

[klondike]

One dreary old Saturday morn
Came a knock on the door - it was Shaun
He wanted to borrow some tea
How many bags?
If you could perhaps three.

[Mups]

One dreary old Saturday morn
Came a knock on the door - it was Shaun
He wanted to borrow some tea
How many bags?
If you could perhaps three.
Every bag in my box was torn!



Jeff had  Chicken Curry for tea
With rice and some tasty Chapati
Then on the last slurp
He gave such a big burp
And rubbed his tummy with glee.

[Mups]

There was nowt on telly for Hugh
So he looked for something to do

[GrannyMac]

There was nowt on telly for Hugh
So he looked for something to do
He thought it would be a doddle 
To build a matchstick model

[Scrumpy]

There was nothing on telly for Hugh
So he looked for something to do
He thought it would be a doddle
To build a matchstick model
Of a life sized Peggy Sue

[Mups]

There once was a Dwarf in Dundee
Who wasn't sure if 'he' was a 'she' 

[GrannyMac]

There once was a Dwarf in Dundee
Who wasn't sure if 'he' was a 'she'
In a wig and a frock,
Into the Ladies he'd walk
Where he thought he was entitled to be.

Some very brave women complained
The politicians tried to fill them with shame

[Mups]

Some very brave women complained
The politicians tried to fill them with shame
But the women stuck to their guns
They didn't want him seeing their bums
So in the end he went down the lane.


Ted went to the barbers for a shave
But the lady told him to behave
For he expected a man
Who he remembered as 'Sam'

[GrannyMac]

Ted went to the barbers for a shave
But the lady told him to behave
For he expected a man
Who he remembered as 'Sam'
But was now presenting as 'Maeve'.

The world has become a strange place

[klondike]

The world has become a strange place
Things are changing at one hell of a pace
When I were't lad there was none of this
We'd give the ladies loos a miss

[Mups]

The world has become a strange place
Things are changing at one hell of a pace
When I were't lad there was none of this
We'd give the ladies loos a miss 
With all that lippy and lace.

[Scrumpy]

There was a man from the Isle of Wight
Who thought he was always right