Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[Scrumpy]

The bride was dressed all in red
From her painted toes to the top of her head
They were so much in love
Like two turtle doves
Alas the groom was rubbish in bed

[Mups]

One dreary old Saturday morn
Came a knock on the door - it was Shaun
He wanted to borrow some tea

[klondike]

One dreary old Saturday morn
Came a knock on the door - it was Shaun
He wanted to borrow some tea
How many bags?
If you could perhaps three.

[Mups]

One dreary old Saturday morn
Came a knock on the door - it was Shaun
He wanted to borrow some tea
How many bags?
If you could perhaps three.
Every bag in my box was torn!



Jeff had  Chicken Curry for tea
With rice and some tasty Chapati
Then on the last slurp
He gave such a big burp
And rubbed his tummy with glee.

[Mups]

There was nowt on telly for Hugh
So he looked for something to do

[GrannyMac]

There was nowt on telly for Hugh
So he looked for something to do
He thought it would be a doddle 
To build a matchstick model

[Scrumpy]

There was nothing on telly for Hugh
So he looked for something to do
He thought it would be a doddle
To build a matchstick model
Of a life sized Peggy Sue

[Mups]

There once was a Dwarf in Dundee
Who wasn't sure if 'he' was a 'she'