Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

Started by GrannyMac, March 18, 2023, 06:20:51 AM

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Mups

Ernie booked a session with Dan
Which made Dan a happy man

Ernie wore his shorts and vest
But as the exercise progressed
Dan leered, and ended up banned.


Why do shops have  top shelves
When Nelly was the size of an Elf

GrannyMac

Why do shops have top shelves
When Nelly was the size of an Elf 🧝�♀️ 
Perhaps they might deter a thief
Is that the manager's belief?
Its not how old you are, but how you are old. 💖

Mups

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Why do shops have top shelves
When Nelly was the size of an Elf 🧝�♀️
Perhaps they might deter a thief
Is that the manager's belief?
But he's only 4ft 10 himself.


Flo called at the vicarage to see
If the vicar would come to tea