Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[Mups]

After having her morning toast
Nora began preparing the Sunday roast

[Mups]

After having her morning toast
Nora began preparing the Sunday roast 
She was just washing the Cauli
When in the back door came Wally

[GrannyMac]

After having her morning toast
Nora began preparing the Sunday roast
She was just washing the Cauli
When in the back door came Wally
Looking as if he'd seen a ghost! 👻 

'There's something out there in the shed'

[klondike]

'There's something out there in the shed'
Was all that poor Wally said
Of course said Nora it's full of junk
So what put you in the awful funk
It's a man and I think he's dead

A dead man our Nora cried

[Scrumpy]

A dead man our Nora cried
'Nah, it's Stiff Wally the gardener' she lied

[Mups]

A dead man our Nora cried
'Nah, it's Stiff Wally the gardener' she lied 
Truth was - it was her neighbour, Ted
Who Nora had locked in her shed

[klondike]

A dead man our Nora cried
'Nah, it's Stiff Wally the gardener' she lied
Truth was - it was her neighbour, Ted
Who Nora had locked in her shed
Six weeks ago. Perhaps he'd died

The police were called what would they think
Surely somebody noticed the stink?
She just assumed that he'd get out

[Mups]

The police were called what would they think
Surely somebody noticed the stink?
She just assumed that he'd get out
But it seems no one had seen him about

[klondike]

The police were called what would they think
Surely somebody noticed the stink?
She just assumed that he'd get out
But it seems no one had seen him about
Would she und up in the clink?

The copper knocked on Nora's door

[Mups]

The copper knocked on Nora's door 
She knew what she'd done was against the law

[Scrumpy]

The copper knocked on Nora's door
She knew what she had done was against the law
But the copper was an ex you see
So he let her off after a cup of tea
And 'on a promise' for tomorrow at four

[Mups]

So next day at 4, and they went to bed
And after the deed, the copper said
I've something to tell you - 
I should have said
Ted was asleep,  he's really not dead!


Nora was fuming, and slapped his face
"Get out" she said, "Get out of my place"

[Scrumpy]

Nora was fuming and slapped his face
Get out ' she said,'Get out of my place'
Grabbing his handcuffs he was so smug
And drove two miles to the next trusting mug

[Mups]

Nora was fuming and slapped his face
Get out ' she said,'Get out of my place'
Grabbing his handcuffs he was so smug
And drove two miles to the next trusting mug
He loved his job, and the thrill of the chase.


Ernie decided he wanted lose weight
To catch the eye of young Kate

[klondike]

Ernie decided he wanted lose weight
To catch the eye of young Kate
Meanwhile Kate had her eye on another man
Her fitness instructor that well honed Dan
But Dan fancied Ernie and longed for a date

Ernie booked a session with Dan
Which made Dan a happy man