Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

Started by GrannyMac, March 18, 2023, 06:20:51 AM

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klondike

She turned one into a donkey, another into a toad
She cackled wildly as she set off down the road 
Then her lucky black cat fell off her broom
And down a chimney into Reg's living room 
It landed well, it's legs just bowed

Then leapt up all teeth and claws


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GrannyMac

Then leapt up all teeth and claws
Blood dripping from its jaws
A scary sight, the others ran
Its not how old you are, but how you are old. 💖

klondike

Then leapt up all teeth and claws
Blood dripping from its jaws
A scary sight, the others ran
All except old fat Stan
This caused that wild cat to pause

For fat Stan was more than large


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Mups

For fat Stan was more than large 
He was in fact, a bit like a barge
With hands the size of a dinner plate
The witch's cat didn't know its fate

GrannyMac

For fat Stan was more than large
He was in fact, a bit like a barge
With hands the size of a dinner plate
The witch's cat didn't know its fate
It thought the witch was still in charge! 

Fat Stan stomped towards the puss
And said 'leave, don't make a fuss'



Its not how old you are, but how you are old. 💖

klondike

Fat Stan stomped towards the puss
And said 'leave, don't make a fuss'
That cat gave Stan one careful look
Gave a miaow and off it took


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Mups

Fat Stan stomped towards the puss
And said 'leave, don't make a fuss'
That cat gave Stan one careful look
Gave a miaow and off it took
Riding the broomstick gave him a buzz.



While  Bertie was shovelling snow

klondike

While  Bertie was shovelling snow
His nose gave off a "Rudolph" glow


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Mups

While  Bertie was shovelling snow
His nose gave off a "Rudolph" glow
His feet were cold, his hands were numb
Then he suddenly slid over onto his bum

GrannyMac

While  Bertie was shovelling snow
His nose gave off a "Rudolph" glow
His feet were cold, his hands were numb
Then he suddenly slid over onto his bum
He gave the neighbours quite a show! 

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His jeans were loose without a belt
He slipped and let out a mighty yelp
His tatty long johns were a sight

Its not how old you are, but how you are old. 💖