Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[Ruthio]

Ken was walking through the Middle of Lidl
When he spotted a children's electric fiddle 
Next to the spades and some nice warm socks
But he did love the frocks!

[GrannyMac]

Ken was walking through the Middle of Lidl
When he spotted a children's electric fiddle
Next to the spades and some nice warm socks
But he did love the frocks!
But they wouldn't fit round his middle. 

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Nettie popped in for milk and bread
But the middle aisle got into her head
A chainsaw, and a new bathmat
A big torch and a woolly hat

[Mups]

Nettie popped in for milk and bread
But the middle aisle got into her head
A chainsaw, and a new bathmat
A big torch and a woolly hat
And a new pillow for her bed.



Such a cold, snowy morning this day

[klondike]

There was a strong lad from county Cork
Made his way to England looking for work

[Mups]

There was a strong lad from county Cork
Made his way to England looking for work 
He was offered bouncer in a club
Or Barman in a Pub

[Ruthio]

There was a strong lad from county Cork
Made his way to England looking for work 
He was offered bouncer in a club
Or Barman in a Pub
But he decided to move up to York

[klondike]

There was a young lass from York
Met up with a lad from Cork

[Mups]

There was a young lass from York
Met up with a lad from Cork
He asked her to dinner
But she wanted to get thinner
And he'd cooked her a meal of roast Pork.


After living alone for years
And shedding so many tears
The Donkey looked at the gate
And in came a new mate

[GrannyMac]

After living alone for years
And shedding so many tears
The Donkey looked at the gate
And in came a new mate
He brayed, and waggled his ears. 🫏 
      
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Irene, a lady from Wales
Would travel for miles to the sales

[klondike]

Irene, a lady from Wales
Would travel for miles to the sales
A problem in Rhyl
Lead to a big bill
And took the wind right out of her sails

She slid off the road
Just after it snowed

[Mups]

She slid off the road
Just after it snowed 
And into her neighbours bin

[klondike]

She slid off the road
Just after it snowed
And into her neighbours bin
Nobody watching dared even to grin
She may have tuned them into a toad

Irene was a witch you see

[Judd]

Irene was a witch you see 
4 foot wide and 6 foot three
She was too large to fit on her broomstick
And other witches laughed and took the mick

[GrannyMac]

Irene was a witch you see
4 foot wide and 6 foot three
She was too large to fit on her broomstick
And other witches laughed and took the mick
So Irene went off on a spelling spree!

She turned one into a donkey, another into a toad
She cackled wildly as she set off down the road

[Mups]

She turned one into a donkey, another into a toad
She cackled wildly as she set off down the road 
Then her lucky black cat fell off her broom
And down a chimney into Reg's living room