Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[Mups]

Ethel turned over and said 'What's your name'?
The man said 'It's your fault,  you're to blame
'I'll have you know I'm a married man
There will be hell to pay from my wife,  Fran
And its well known you're on the game'!


'Don't you blame me' Ethel said to him
'Nobody made you commit this sin'

[Scrumpy]

'Don't blame me' Ethel said to him
'Nobody made you commit this sin'
They'd met each other down the lane
So they just turned over and did it again
For some this is what the New Year can bring

[Mups]

'Tis a very cold winter's day
They said snow is on the way

[Scrumpy]

'Tis a cold winters day
They said snow is on the way
Stock up with milk and bread
Or gin is what you like instead

[Scrumpy]

'Tis a cold winters day
They said snow is on the way
Stock up with milk and bread
Or gin is what you like instead
And there is a big bill on it's way


Wear three jumpers and a vest
And some woolly drawers M&S are the best

[Ruthio]

Wear three jumpers and a vest
And some woolly drawers M&S are the best
And thick warm socks 🧦

[GrannyMac]

Wear three jumpers and a vest
And some woolly drawers M&S are the best
And thick warm socks 🧦
No summer frocks 🩱
And rub some Vick onto your chest.

                **********

A cosy blanket, slippers too
Thank goodness for an inside loo!
They had it hard in times gone bye
Could bring a tear now to my eye
So count your blessings, no matter how few.

[Mups]

It was late,  and Bert should have been in bed
But he had some thoughts going round in his head

[Ruthio]

It was late,  and Bert should have been in bed
But he had some thoughts going round in his head
What shall I eat tomorrow?

[klondike]

It was late,  and Bert should have been in bed
But he had some thoughts going round in his head
What shall I eat tomorrow?
Whatever he would need to borrow
Maybe he could shoplift instead

Now when would the Co-Op be over packed?
Maybe then would be the time to act?

[Scrumpy]

Now when would the Co-Op be overpacked ?
Maybe then would be the time to act ?
Or when Tracey is on the till
She's busy chatting to her mate Lil'

[Ruthio]

Now when would the Co-Op be overpacked ?
Maybe then would be the time to act ?
Or when Tracey is on the till
She's busy chatting to her mate Lil'
They'll  be lucky not to get sacked!

[Mups]

Bert looked at the Meat, and bottles of Gin
What kind of mess would he get himself in
Then there was a shout 
It was Edna calling out -
'Don't do it Bert, you know it's a sin.'


He knew old Edna was right
So walked off into the night

[Scrumpy]

He knew old Edna was right
So he walked off into the night
Eating some choc he'd nicked from the store
In his other pocket he had two more

[Mups]

He knew old Edna was right
So he walked off into the night
Eating some choc he'd nicked from the store
In his other pocket he had two more 
But he didn't want to get in a fight.


Having a Chinese with spare ribs for tea
That's a dinner -  and not a 'He'