Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[Scrumpy]

Arthur awoke thinking What the hell ?
Hope I haven't pooped as well
Just a dream. Nothing true
He hadn't done a poo
If he had . We wouldn't tell

[klondike]

Someone cruel might take a snap
They'd say nothing about a nap

[Mups]

Someone cruel might take a snap
They'd say nothing about a nap 
With  Trifle on his head
Good job he wasn't in bed
Else he would have got a good slap.


One miserable cold winter's day
John called down to his wife to say 
'Where are my Long Johns, my love
And also, my other glove

[Scrumpy]

One miserable cold winter's day
John called down to his wife to say
'Where are my Long Johns, my love
And also, my other glove
'Dog chewed glove and LJ's I gave away'

[Mups]

John was not pleased,  his legs were cold
He felt he must be getting old

[klondike]

John was not pleased,  his legs were cold
He felt he must be getting old
It used to be shorts all year
Now needed warmer gear

[Mups]

John was not pleased,  his legs were cold
He felt he must be getting old
It used to be shorts all year
Now needed warmer gear 
Now he was nowhere near as bold.


'What rubbish on telly'   Eric said
'Might just as well go to bed'

[klondike]

What rubbish on telly'  Eric said
'Might just as well go to bed'
I'm sick to death of the BBC
They'll get no more money from me

[Mups]

What rubbish on telly'  Eric said
'Might just as well go to bed'
I'm sick to death of the BBC
They'll get no more money from me
So off he went once he'd been fed.


There was a creepy film on the telly
It gave Flossy a jittery belly