Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[Scrumpy]

Arthur awoke thinking What the hell ?
Hope I haven't pooped as well
Just a dream. Nothing true
He hadn't done a poo
If he had . We wouldn't tell

[klondike]

Someone cruel might take a snap
They'd say nothing about a nap

[Mups]

Someone cruel might take a snap
They'd say nothing about a nap 
With  Trifle on his head
Good job he wasn't in bed
Else he would have got a good slap.


One miserable cold winter's day
John called down to his wife to say 
'Where are my Long Johns, my love
And also, my other glove