Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[klondike]

My dog Yogi would never do that
He knows pork pie would make him fat
He likes lean meat, chicken or steak
Though he's still partial to a bit of cake

[Scrumpy]

My dog Yogi would never do that
He knows pork pie would make him fat
He likes lean meat, chicken or steak
Though he's still partial to a bit of cake
And we never mention about next door's cat

[klondike]

Oh dear Fluffy now where could he be
He always comes back in time for his tea

[Scrumpy]

Oh dear Fluffy where could he be
He always comes back in time for tea
He was 'playin' with Yogi last time I saw
Then when I looked he was no-more
I think he's hiding at the top of a tree

[Mups]

Two fat Pigeons fighting on the fence
The situation looked quite tense
Fred wasn't sure whether
The fat one lost most feathers

[Scrumpy]

Two fat pigeons fighting on the fence 
The situation looked quite tense 
Fred wasn't sure whether
The fat one lost most feathers
Or where the thinner one went

Ethel put on her frilly negligee 
Father Christmas would be passing her way

[klondike]

Ethel put on her frilly negligee
Father Christmas would be passing her way
Santa spotted her from his sleigh
Luckily the reindeer had plenty of hay
Hopefully enough to last out his stay

[Mups]

While washing her kitchen floor
Mavis heard a knock at the door

[Scrumpy]

While washing her kitchen floor
Mavis heard a knock at her door
With mop in hand she went to look
A Jehovah Witness ,holding a book

[klondike]

While washing her kitchen floor
Mavis heard a knock at her door
With mop in hand she went to look
A Jehovah Witness holding a book
Did she risk damnation as she swore?

Mavis hid behind a chair
He would never see her there