Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[Scrumpy]

When December started Fred was flush
Wallet was full, and everything lush
Then he met the lovely Lil
And every day a bigger bill
He really had a schoolboy crush



Yesterday at 04:15:50 PM
Santa called at number three
The lovely Alice he wanted to see
He only visited once a year
Alice was excited when his bells she could hear

[Ruthio]

Santa called at number three
The lovely Alice he wanted to see
He only visited once a year
Alice was excited when his bells she could hear
She was calling out, "Santa it's ME ME ME!!!!"

[Mups]

In the Jockey's there was a bit of a brawl,
Which soon became a Free-for-all 

[Scrumpy]

In the Jockey's there was a bit of a brawl
Which soon became a Free-for-all
Mucky Maureen jumped Bill near the door
Sparkly balls and false teeth all over the floor

 

[GrannyMac]

In the Jockey's there was a bit of a brawl
Which soon became a Free-for-all
Mucky Maureen jumped Bill near the door
Sparkly balls and false teeth all over the floor
But where was Vlad? He'd have sorted them all.

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Alan D Lord shouted 'free drinks all round'

 

[klondike]

Alan D Lord shouted 'free drinks all round
Dex groaned inside but made no sound
They'd appear on his tab he had no doubt

[Ruthio]

Alan D Lord shouted 'free drinks all round
Dex groaned inside but made no sound
They'd appear on his tab he had no doubt
Should he pay up or start a rout ?

[Mups]

Alan D Lord shouted 'free drinks all round
Dex groaned inside but made no sound
They'd appear on his tab he had no doubt
Should he pay up or start a rout ?
After all,  he only had £1.

*

They all fought their way to the bar
Holding glasses and even a jam jar

[klondike]

They all fought their way to the bar
Holding glasses and even a jam jar
Dex saw someone carrying a bucket

[Mups]

They all fought their way to the bar
Holding glasses and even a jam jar
Dex saw someone carrying a bucket 
With 10 straws for his mates to suck it