Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[Mups]

We'll do it all again next year
Family gatherings full of good cheer
All the cooking and planning ahead
Wears us out, and we're ready for bed
Then it starts again with Happy New Year.


'I need a massage'  thought Lil
So she booked in with charming Bill
She layed on his couch
He pummelled - she shrieked 'OUCH'

[Scrumpy]

'I need a massage ' thought Lil
So she booked in with charming Bill
She layed on his couch
He pummelled- she shrieked 'Ouch'
He was certainly going in for the kill

[klondike]

Lil was a quivering wreck
And Bill hadn't even massaged her neck 

[GrannyMac]

Lil was a quivering wreck
And Bill hadn't even massaged her neck 
He put oil on her back
To help her relax

[klondike]

Lil was a quivering wreck
And Bill hadn't even massaged her neck 
He put oil on her back
To help her relax
And still not even a tiny peck 

Lil decided to give Bill a stroke

[Ruthio]

Lil decided to give Bill a stroke
Unfortunately he thought it a joke

[Mups]

Lil decided to give Bill a stroke
Unfortunately he thought it a joke
He told her to keep still
Else he'd stop and give her the bill
'Cos Bill was an honest bloke.



So Lil swung her legs off the bed
Then glared at him and said
'I  might as well go
If you're being a holy Joe
And gave him a slap round the head!



While sat in his dentist's chair
Brian hoped he would get good care

[Scrumpy]

While sat in his dentist's chair
Brian hoped he would get good care
The dentist leaned over. With a big drill 
Brian's bladder began to fill

[Ruthio]

While sat in his dentist's chair
Brian hoped he would get good care
The dentist leaned over. With a big drill 
Brian's bladder began to fill
Next thing there was wee everywhere!!

[GrannyMac]

Whilst I was waiting in A&E
There were many odd sights to see 
A bandaged arm, a bloody head
And nowhere were there any beds

[Scrumpy]

Whilst I was waiting in A&E
There were many odd sights to see
A bandaged arm, a bloodied head
And nowhere there were any beds
And it took two days before they saw me

[Mups]

While sitting having his cup of tea
Dunking biccies and dreaming of V