Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[Scrumpy]

Mavis was actually eyeing up Bill
Despite three disasters she fancies him still
With his dark smouldering eyes
Which bought many a sigh
And the biggest of boots very few could fill

[Mups]

When Edna saw Santa in his Grotto
He was snoring - and totally blotto

[GrannyMac]

When Edna saw Santa in his Grotto
He was snoring - and totally blotto
She'd brought her grandson for a treat

[klondike]

When Edna saw Santa in his Grotto
He was snoring - and totally blotto
She'd brought her grandson for a treat
He'd have to settle for a sweet
Still maybe they would have some snow

They left the store their spirits down
All was spoiled by that drunken clown

[Scrumpy]

They left the store their spirits down
All was spoiled by that drunken clown
They won't shop at Harrods anymore
They'll use the Co-op a cheaper store

[klondike]

They left the store their spirits down
All was spoiled by that drunken clown
They won't shop at Harrods anymore
They'll use the Co-op a cheaper store
Al-Fayed's dump has lost it's crown

It sometimes pays to shop around

[GrannyMac]

It sometimes pays to shop around
You might even save the odd half crown

[Scrumpy]

It sometimes pays to shop around
You might even save the odd half crown
If all else fails go to cheap Temu
Lots of stuff . Something for you

[GrannyMac]

It sometimes pays to shop around
You might even save the odd half crown
If all else fails go to cheap Temu
Lots of stuff . Something for you
All made in China for less than a pound.

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I would buy British but I fear
The prices are so very dear

[Mups]

I would buy British but I fear
The prices are so very dear 
Then if the courier's running late
Parcels get chucked over the gate
Then all you see is his rear.   


Sometimes we have a bad day
When nothing seems to go our way

[klondike]

Sometimes we have a bad day
When nothing seems to go our way
Other days we have more luck
Everything works, nothing to chuck

[Mups]

Sometimes we have a bad day
When nothing seems to go our way
Other days we have more luck
Everything works, nothing to chuck
But we carry on come what may.




Yesterday at 10:54:24 PM

Bertie was fixing a wreath to his door
It looked festive, but he still wanted more

[klondike]

Bertie was fixing a wreath to his door
It looked festive, but he still wanted more
He found a massive wooden sleigh
Now for a Santa come what may

[Mups]

Bertie was fixing a wreath to his door
It looked festive, but he still wanted more
He found a massive wooden sleigh
Now for a Santa come what may 
So he nicked someone else's - was it yours?  


Seven days to go until  the big day