Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[Scrumpy]

Mavis was actually eyeing up Bill
Despite three disasters she fancies him still
With his dark smouldering eyes
Which bought many a sigh
And the biggest of boots very few could fill

[Mups]

When Edna saw Santa in his Grotto
He was snoring - and totally blotto

[GrannyMac]

When Edna saw Santa in his Grotto
He was snoring - and totally blotto
She'd brought her grandson for a treat

[klondike]

When Edna saw Santa in his Grotto
He was snoring - and totally blotto
She'd brought her grandson for a treat
He'd have to settle for a sweet
Still maybe they would have some snow

They left the store their spirits down
All was spoiled by that drunken clown

[Scrumpy]

They left the store their spirits down
All was spoiled by that drunken clown
They won't shop at Harrods anymore
They'll use the Co-op a cheaper store

[klondike]

They left the store their spirits down
All was spoiled by that drunken clown
They won't shop at Harrods anymore
They'll use the Co-op a cheaper store
Al-Fayed's dump has lost it's crown

It sometimes pays to shop around