Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[Scrumpy]

Mavis was actually eyeing up Bill
Despite three disasters she fancies him still
With his dark smouldering eyes
Which bought many a sigh
And the biggest of boots very few could fill

[Mups]

When Edna saw Santa in his Grotto
He was snoring - and totally blotto

[GrannyMac]

When Edna saw Santa in his Grotto
He was snoring - and totally blotto
She'd brought her grandson for a treat