Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[GrannyMac]

Of course these days so much seems odd
£3 no longer buys chips and some Cod
Everything's gone up -
Including the beer you sup
Not like the days of Rockers and Mods.  

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Last night when I was lying in bed 
Thoughts of childhood went through my head
Life was simple back in the day

[klondike]

Last night when I was lying in bed
Thoughts of childhood went through my head
Life was simple back in the day
Very soon now you'd look for a sleigh

[GrannyMac]

Last night when I was lying in bed
Thoughts of childhood went through my head
Life was simple back in the day
Very soon now you'd look for a sleigh
We believed in Santa, in his suit of red.

Then we grew up, and had some fun
Settled down, a family had begun
Little ones who again believed
And hung their stockings on Christmas Eve
Then got up excited, to wake dad and mum.

[Scrumpy]

We had an orange and an apple too
We saw Santa in the sky he flew

[Mups]

We had an orange and an apple too
We saw Santa in the sky he flew 
We'd leave him a tipple and a mince pie,
That always went in the blink of an eye

[GrannyMac]

We had an orange and an apple too
We saw Santa in the sky he flew
We'd leave him a tipple and a mince pie,
That always went in the blink of an eye
Downed by dad, but we never knew.  💖

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The shops are full of Christmas tat
Flashing lights and Santa hats

[Scrumpy]

The shops are full of Christmas tat
Flashing lights and Santa hats
A snowman that say's 'Press me here'
And coloured bottles full of cheer

[Mups]

The shops are full of Christmas tat
Flashing lights and Santa hats
A snowman that say's 'Press me here'
And coloured bottles full of cheer
And Reindeer, which I like to pat. 

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I went to the Tip today
Loads of cars in my way

[klondike]

I went to the Tip today
Loads of cars in my way
The bloke in front was a strapping chap