Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[klondike]

Mavis decided to join the Gym
Hoping exercise might make her slim
There was a Gregg's on the way
Two donuts and a pie she bought most days
Give those a miss and she could be trim

No chance of that she loved those pies
She'd still be known as thunder thighs 

[Mups]

No chance of that she loved those pies
She'd still be known as thunder thighs 
But Reg didn't mind
He was loving and kind
And knew when to shut up - very wise.


Yesterday at 01:17:17 PM

The wind was howling, and the sky was black
When Santa went out with his big heavy sack

[Scrumpy]

The wind was howling, the sky was black
When Santa went out with his big heavy sack
He hitched up the reindeer,Rudolph at the lead
They flew through the skies at very great speed 
 Around the world and all the way back

[Mups]

When Santa got home, the reindeers were fed
He had his supper when the Elves went to bed

[GrannyMac]

When Santa got home, the reindeers were fed
He had his supper when the Elves went to bed
No mince pies, he'd had enough of those
A warming brandy whilst he toasted his toes

[klondike]

When Santa got home, the reindeers were fed
He had his supper when the Elves went to bed
No mince pies, he'd had enough of those
A warming brandy whilst he toasted his toes
Which certainly left his nose and face red

Mrs. Claus had had enough

[Scrumpy]

Mrs. Clause had had enough
Every year same old boring stuff
Mr. Clause was never about
And he never, ever took her out

[Mups]

Mrs. Clause had had enough
Every year same old boring stuff
Mr. Clause was never about
And he never, ever took her out
Yet made time for his 'bit of fluff.'

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When stood in the supermaket queue
A voice said  "How are you"