Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[Mups]

Sunday again, and May was going to church
But Cyril, her friend, left her in the lurch

[Scrumpy]

Sunday again, and May was going to church
But Cyril, her friend, left her in the lurch
He was the one who had the key
And there was a queue outside of ,maybe three

[Mups]

Sunday again, and May was going to church
But Cyril, her friend, left her in the lurch
He was the one who had the key
And there was a queue outside of ,maybe three 
So they all had to start a search.


They looked in the bushes, and around the gate
Trouble was,  it was getting so late

[Scrumpy]

They looked in the bushes, and around the gate
Trouble was it was getting so late
No key.. no service.. that was the trub (short for trouble)
So they all said 'Amen' and went to the pub

[klondike]

They looked in the bushes, and around the gate
Trouble was it was getting so late
No key.. no service.. that was the trub (short for trouble)
So they all said 'Amen' and went to the pub
As Dex hadn't turned up it all went on his slate

[Mups]

When Dex came in and saw the Bill
He had to take a calming pill

[Scrumpy]

When Dex came in and saw the Bill
He had to take a calming pill
Peggy gave him the kiss of life
Sucking out his dentures. Don't tell his wife