Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[Scrumpy]

Schoolboy humour makes us giggle
Talking about slap and tickle
Making it rhyme is quite an art
But we mustn't say the word f*rt

[klondike]

Schoolboy humour makes us giggle
Talking about some slap and tickle
Making it rhyme is quite an art
Sometimes we strain and then take heart

[Scrumpy]

Sorry Klondike you were slow on the draw
My line of verse got in before

[klondike]

Sorry Klondike you were slow on the draw
My line of verse got in before
I probably sat straining and concentrated

[Mups]

Sorry Klondike you were slow on the draw
My line of verse got in before
I probably sat straining and concentrated 
It took a while, so you sat and waited

[klondike]

Sorry Klondike you were slow on the draw
My line of verse got in before
I probably sat straining and concentrated
It took a while, so you sat and waited
Then when I let rip it shook the door

Oh dear too much information

[Mups]

Oh dear too much information 
We must try and keep from that location

[klondike]

Oh dear too much information
We must try and keep from that location
Give it an hour and it'll be OK
Any less your nose will pay

[Mups]

Oh dear too much information
We must try and keep from that location
Give it an hour and it'll be OK
Any less your nose will pay 
Then we will need sedation!


So what are you buying your beloveds this year
A yard of Ale,  a crate of beer

[Scrumpy]

What are you buying your beloved this year
 A yard of Ale, a crate of beer
Or something to keep him warm in bed
Like a woolly hat for his head
Or Mucky Maureen to bring him cheer

[Mups]

As Fred sat up in bed, reading his book

[klondike]

As Fred sat in bed, reading his book
There was a bang and the window shook
Fred leapt up and made for the door

[Scrumpy]

As Fred sat in bed, reading his book
There was a bang and the window shook
Fred leapt up and made for the door
He saw something he'd never seen before
Rudulph standing there with a dazed look

[Mups]

"You're a bit too early",  Freddy said