Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[Scrumpy]

Schoolboy humour makes us giggle
Talking about slap and tickle
Making it rhyme is quite an art
But we mustn't say the word f*rt

[klondike]

Schoolboy humour makes us giggle
Talking about some slap and tickle
Making it rhyme is quite an art
Sometimes we strain and then take heart

[Scrumpy]

Sorry Klondike you were slow on the draw
My line of verse got in before

[klondike]

Sorry Klondike you were slow on the draw
My line of verse got in before
I probably sat straining and concentrated

[Mups]

Sorry Klondike you were slow on the draw
My line of verse got in before
I probably sat straining and concentrated 
It took a while, so you sat and waited

[klondike]

Sorry Klondike you were slow on the draw
My line of verse got in before
I probably sat straining and concentrated
It took a while, so you sat and waited
Then when I let rip it shook the door

Oh dear too much information

[Mups]

Oh dear too much information 
We must try and keep from that location

[klondike]

Oh dear too much information
We must try and keep from that location
Give it an hour and it'll be OK
Any less your nose will pay

[Mups]

Oh dear too much information
We must try and keep from that location
Give it an hour and it'll be OK
Any less your nose will pay 
Then we will need sedation!


So what are you buying your beloveds this year
A yard of Ale,  a crate of beer