Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[Scrumpy]

Schoolboy humour makes us giggle
Talking about slap and tickle
Making it rhyme is quite an art
But we mustn't say the word f*rt

[klondike]

Schoolboy humour makes us giggle
Talking about some slap and tickle
Making it rhyme is quite an art
Sometimes we strain and then take heart

[Scrumpy]

Sorry Klondike you were slow on the draw
My line of verse got in before

[klondike]

Sorry Klondike you were slow on the draw
My line of verse got in before
I probably sat straining and concentrated