Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[Mups]

We have three bins, black, brown and blue
How many different ones have you?
We've got four!
Show off!   How many more?  

[GrannyMac]

We have three bins, black, brown and blue
How many different ones have you?
We've got four!
Show off!  How many more? 
Two's too many, in some folks' view.

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We had lamb casserole last night
Slow cooked with onions, soft to bite

[Scrumpy]

We had lamb casserole last night
Slow cooked with onions, soft to bite
But Alfred broke a tooth, the fool
Tomorrow he is having Gruel

[Mups]

We had lamb casserole last night
Slow cooked with onions, soft to bite
But Alfred broke a tooth, the fool
Tomorrow he is having Gruel 
Or something else equally light.


Twenty-two days till Santa's here
Bringing our pressies and all good cheer

[Ruthio]

Twenty-two days till Santa's here
Bringing our pressies and all good cheer
My outside tree lights are on!

[Scrumpy]

Twenty-two days till Santa's here
Bringing our pressies and all good cheer
My outside tree lights are on !
And my letter to Santa in the post has gone

[Mups]

Twenty-two days till Santa's here
Bringing our pressies and all good cheer
My outside tree lights are on !
And my letter to Santa in the post has gone 
Best start getting in the beer.



My house stinks of Chicken Curry!
A croc-pot is good if in a hurry
It'll be all done for tea
Plenty for you and me
If you want some you'd best scurry.   

[Scrumpy]

I'll pass on curry
End up with Dickie Tummy

[klondike]

I'll pass on curry
End up with Dickie Tummy
Next morning it won't seem a farce

[Scrumpy]

I'll pass on the curry
End up with Dickie Tummy
Next morning it won't seem a farce
When three whole onion bhaji I pass 

[GrannyMac]

I'll pass on the curry
End up with Dickie Tummy
Next morning it won't seem a farce
When three whole onion bhaji I pass
You dodged that one Scrumps, no worries!

[Mups]

Klondike's a naughty boy
And tempts us not to be coy  

[Ruthio]

Klondike's a naughty boy
And tempts us not to be coy  
The rhymes are 'such fun'