Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

Started by GrannyMac, March 18, 2023, 06:20:51 AM

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Ruthio

Ethel struck lucky at the bash
She took Tom home - said he could crash
But he got cold feet 

klondike


Ethel struck lucky at the bash
She took Tom home - said he could crash
But he got cold feet
When Ethel ripped off his sheet

Mups

Ethel struck lucky at the bash
She took Tom home - said he could crash
But he got cold feet
When Ethel ripped off his sheet 
And decided to make a dash.

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Mary phoned a taxi to go on a date
She was all dressed up and sat down to wait

GrannyMac

Mary phoned a taxi to go on a date
She was all dressed up, and sat down to wait
A quick glass of wine or two
Then she nipped to the loo
By then she was in quite a state!

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The taxi dropped her off near 'Spoons
A lovely evening, a bright full moon
Its not how old you are, but how you are old. 💖

Scrumpy


The taxi dropped her off near 'Spoons
A lovely evening, a bright full moon
A man came forth, said his name was Brian
'Can't stand there, for trade be plying'
Don't ask me.. I know nuffink..

klondike

The taxi dropped her off near 'Spoons
A lovely evening, a bright full moon
A man came forth, said his name was Brian
'Can't stand there, for trade be plyin'
And I've made no sales for many moons

So Brian rushed off full of hope