Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[Ruthio]

Betty loved Christmas mince pies
She ate dozens, not very wise

[Mups]

Betty loved Christmas mince pies 
She ate dozens of 'em - not very wise

[Scrumpy]

Betty loved Christmas mince pies
She ate dozens of 'em- not very wise
Two for lunch and two for tea
And when excited she ate three!

[klondike]

Betty loved Christmas mince pies
She ate dozens of 'em- not very wise
Two for lunch and two for tea
And when excited she ate three!
Now she only fits outsize

Betty made herself a vow

[Scrumpy]

Betty made herself a vow
 To Weightwatchers she'd go.. now

[Mups]

Betty made herself a vow
 To Weightwatchers she'd go.. now 
There she met Jade - 
20 stone she weighed

[klondike]

Betty made herself a vow
To Weightwatchers she'd go.. now
There she met Jade -
20 stone she weighed
She'd been downing too much chow

The lettuce diet's the way to go
She'd make a start but only slow
In her bacon butty she'd slip a leaf

[Mups]

The lettuce diet's the way to go
She'd make a start but only slow
In her bacon butty she'd slip a leaf 
But then she'd forget - and have roast Beef!

[Scrumpy]

The lettuce diet's the way way to go
She'd make a start but only slow
In her bacon butty she'd slip a leaf
But then she'd forget -and have roast Beef !
Then on the scales she cried 'Oh No'!! 

[klondike]

Perhaps a whole leaf was too much
I should have had a lighter touch

[Scrumpy]

Perhaps a whole leaf was too much
I should have had a lighter touch
Just a little bit of cress
But not the Eton Mess

[Mups]

Perhaps a whole leaf was too much
I should have had a lighter touch
Just a little bit of cress
But not the Eton Mess
Even though I wanted it so much.

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Down in the Jungle they eat horrid things
And sit round in groups to have a good sing
They gather together to have a chat
About different things, and this and that