Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[klondike]

Careful Nelly that was my butt
Maisy please get those toe nails cut
Three in a bed had sounded nice
But they didn't try it twice
Especially as the vicar resembled Jabba the Hut

[Mups]

Then after they sat down to tea  and cakes
And laughed as they compared pains and aches

[klondike]

Then after they sat down to tea  and cakes
And laughed as they compared pains and aches
The vicar had a bruise on his bum
And quite a scratch across his tum
Not to forget a case of the shakes

Nelly had got off pretty light

[Scrumpy]

Nelly got off pretty light
But Nelly never did 'put up a fight'

[Mups]

Nelly got off pretty light
But Nelly never did 'put up a fight' 
She brushed her hair and did her lips
Looked in the mirror and waggled her hips

[Scrumpy]

Nelly got off pretty light
But Nelly never did 'put up a fight'
She brushed her hair and did her lips
Looked in the mirror and waggled her hips
She would 'pull' in the Jockey tonight

[Mups]

There was a tall, handsome Sailor,  name of Jed
Nelly grabbed a seat by him, and casually said

[Ruthio]

There was a tall, handsome Sailor,  name of Jed
Nelly grabbed a seat by him, and casually said
"Hi Handsome, fancy a stroll?"

[GrannyMac]

There was a tall, handsome Sailor,  name of Jed
Nelly grabbed a seat by him, and casually said
"Hi Handsome, fancy a stroll?"
He replied 'No, I'm waiting for a call,
My wife's picking me up, then it's home to bed'.


  

[Mups]

In the Chippy, Ned lost his keys
While waiting for some mushy peas

[GrannyMac]

In the Chippy, Ned lost his keys
While waiting for some mushy peas
He checked his pockets, he looked on the floor 

[Scrumpy]

In the Chippy, Ned lost his keys
While waiting for some mushy peas
He checked his pockets, he looked on the floor
Up at the ceiling and out of the door

[Mups]

In the Chippy, Ned lost his keys
While waiting for some mushy peas
He checked his pockets, he looked on the floor
Up at the ceiling and out of the door 
In the end he got down on his knees.


He waddled about,  bum in the air
People came in and started to stare
He thought perhaps they were still in the car
Then he spotted them -  in the Gherkin jar
He thought it must be 'cos he was worse for wear! 

*  *  *  

Monday today,  chilly and grey

[Ruthio]

Monday today,  chilly and grey
Hate this weather, wish it would Go Away!

[klondike]

Monday today,  chilly and grey
Hate this weather, wish it would Go Away!
Sadly this is just the start