Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[klondike]

Careful Nelly that was my butt
Maisy please get those toe nails cut
Three in a bed had sounded nice
But they didn't try it twice
Especially as the vicar resembled Jabba the Hut

[Mups]

Then after they sat down to tea  and cakes
And laughed as they compared pains and aches

[klondike]

Then after they sat down to tea  and cakes
And laughed as they compared pains and aches
The vicar had a bruise on his bum
And quite a scratch across his tum
Not to forget a case of the shakes

Nelly had got off pretty light

[Scrumpy]

Nelly got off pretty light
But Nelly never did 'put up a fight'

[Mups]

Nelly got off pretty light
But Nelly never did 'put up a fight' 
She brushed her hair and did her lips
Looked in the mirror and waggled her hips

[Scrumpy]

Nelly got off pretty light
But Nelly never did 'put up a fight'
She brushed her hair and did her lips
Looked in the mirror and waggled her hips
She would 'pull' in the Jockey tonight

[Mups]

There was a tall, handsome Sailor,  name of Jed
Nelly grabbed a seat by him, and casually said