Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[Mups]

You are so polite Granny dear
Quite unlike some of us here
Your rhyme was not crude
Nor even a bit rude
I think we should buy you a beer.   


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An old lady who lived with her mutt
Felt they were in a bit of a rut
She wanted love and romance
An Adonis in tight pants 
Naughty old gal,  tut tut!   

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Ted danced at the disco all night
In his Teddy Boy clothes - what a sight

[Scrumpy]

Ted danced at the disco all night
In his Teddy Boy clothes- what a sight
Rock n' Roll with Tracey - his bird
 Cheering, streets away could be heard

[Ruthio]

Ted danced at the disco all night
In his Teddy Boy clothes- what a sight
Rock n' Roll with Tracey - his bird
 Cheering, streets away could be heard
They boogied until early daylight

[klondike]

Sam booked up his Christmas dinner
He'd backed a horse a shure fire winner
He'd use his winners to pay the bill

[Ruthio]

Sam booked up his Christmas dinner
He'd backed a horse a shure fire winner
He'd use his winners to pay the bill
But then he got ill 🤒 

[Mups]

Sam booked up his Christmas dinner
He'd backed a horse a shure fire winner
He'd use his winners to pay the bill
But then he got ill 🤒

^  ^  Gawd,  that's a rotten one to try and finish  ^  ^  

[Scrumpy]

Sam booked up his Christmas dinner
He backed a horse a sure fire winner
He'd use his winners to pay the bill
And then he got ill
When found that his horse was a ringer

[klondike]

Sam still owes the dinner bill
The disqualified nag a bitter pill
He resolved to try again