Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

Started by GrannyMac, March 18, 2023, 06:20:51 AM

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klondike

There will be Hot Dogs and things to fry
As the fireworks light up the  sky
There'll be oooohs and aaaahs 
And pretty stars
As they whizz up so very high

Some go off with a monster boom

Mups

Some go off with a monster boom
They rattle my windows and light up the room

Scrumpy



Some go off with a monster boom
They rattle my windows and light up the room
Hundreds if pounds gone up in smoke 
Just to celebrate some nasty bloke
Don't ask me.. I know nuffink..

GrannyMac

Some go off with a monster boom
They rattle my windows and light up the room
Hundreds if pounds gone up in smoke
Just to celebrate some nasty bloke
In the manner he met his doom 🔥 🔥
 

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Now we're in November the weathers getting chilly
Get the thermals on, forget about the frillies
 

Its not how old you are, but how you are old. 💖

Scrumpy


Now we're in November the weathers getting chilly
Get the thermals on, forget about the frillies
Beanies on our heads
And woolly stockings on our legs
Don't ask me.. I know nuffink..

muddy

Now we're in November the weathers getting chilly
Get the thermals on, forget about the frillies
Beanies on our heads
And woolly stockings on our legs
Jumpers and scarfs  on top willy nilly 

Mups

There was a young man from Muswell Hill
He got called all sorts - but his name was Bill

Scrumpy


There was a young man from Muswell Hill
He got called all sorts -but his name was Bill
At his local he was known as Mick
But at home his wife called him a dick
Don't ask me.. I know nuffink..

Alex

There was a young man from Muswell Hill
He got called all sorts -but his name was Bill
At his local he was known as Mick
But at home his wife called him a dick
Bill had a shed where he could chill

Ruthio


klondike

In his shed he wore a pretty dress
If he's not spotted he'll never confess
Underneath a sexy thong
Reinforced to make it strong
I could say more but I'll let you guess

Scrumpy

There was a young man called Bill
Who now likes to be known as Lil'
Don't ask me.. I know nuffink..

Alex

There was a young man called Bill
Who now likes to be known as Lil'
Bill still had his bits

Ruthio


GrannyMac

There was a young man called Bill
Who now likes to be known as Lil'
Bill still had his bits
He was 6 foot 6 with enormous mitts 😉 (i'm not going down that road 🤣)
And a huge bra he couldn't fill.


Its not how old you are, but how you are old. 💖