Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

Started by GrannyMac, March 18, 2023, 06:20:51 AM

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Ruthio

There was an old boy from Southend
Could talk and talk no end
He perched on a bench
Beside a young comely wench
But she thought he was quite round the bend!

Mups

There was an adonis called  Carlo
Who had a boat on the river at Marlow

GrannyMac

There was an adonis called  Carlo
Who had a boat on the river at Marlow
In shorts and a vest
He rowed with the best
Its not how old you are, but how you are old. 💖

klondike

There was an adonis called  Carlo
Who had a boat on the river at Marlow
In shorts and a vest
He rowed with the best
And fond of the boys don't ya know

Mups


klondike

"What rubbish on TV"  Bob said
I may as well just go to bed

GrannyMac


"What rubbish on TV"  Bob said
I may as well just go to bed
Reality shows are boring
I'll just end up snoring

Its not how old you are, but how you are old. 💖

Scrumpy

'What rubbish on TV' Bob said
I may as well just go to bed
Reality shows are boring
I'll just end up snoring
And the missus will flick me on the head
Don't ask me.. I know nuffink..

Mups

The Doc asked - "Do you sleep well at night?" 

klondike

The Doc asked - "Do you sleep well at night?"
Well sometimes  I wake but that's all right
I usually do at half past three

Alex

The Doc asked - "Do you sleep well at night?"
Well sometimes  I wake but that's all right
I usually do at half past three
So I go downstairs and make some tea

Scrumpy

The doc asked- ' Do you sleep well at night?'
Well sometimes I wake but that's alright
I usually do at half past three
So I go downstairs and make some tea
And check for spiders because they bite
Don't ask me.. I know nuffink..

klondike

As I was creeping down the stairs
I spotted a spider thick with hairs

Ruthio

As I was creeping down the stairs
I spotted a spider thick with hairs 🕷 
I screamed in shock 🤯

klondike

As I was creeping down the stairs
I spotted a spider thick with hairs 🕷
I screamed in shock 🤯
When it dropped from the clock