Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[Scrumpy]

Now Glad has finally accepted getting older
But she's had a new tattoo on her shoulder
It's a fairy
But it looks a bit hairy
Use some Immac Ethel told her

[GrannyMac]

 

The current political lot
For the public they don't give a jot

[Mups]

The current political lot
For the public they don't give a jot 
Take what they say with a pinch of snuff
'Cos we've all had enough

[Scrumpy]

The current political lot
For the public they don't give a jot
Take what they say with a pinch of snuff
'Cos we've all had enough
And all have money in their own pot


Angela Rayner has her own boat
It maybe rubber, but stays afloat

[klondike]

Angela Rayner has her own boat
It may be rubber, but stays afloat
It has to be pumped up extra hard
Or it would sink under all that lard

[Scrumpy]

Angela Rayner has her own boat
It maybe rubber, but stays afloat
It has to be pumped up extra hard
Or it would sink under all that lard
I bet in her wardrobe she has a fur coat

[Mups]

There was thunder forecast through the night
Mabel hoped it didn't give her a nasty fright

[GrannyMac]

There was thunder forecast through the night
Mabel hoped it didn't give her a nasty fright
She got under the duvet nice and cosy

[klondike]

There was thunder forecast through the night
Mabel hoped it didn't give her a nasty fright
She got under the duvet nice and cosy
Soon she was feeling nice and dozey
Then BOOM and the room lit up bright

Wow that one was really near
Mable tensed herself in fear

[Scrumpy]

Wow that one was really near
Mabel tensed herself in fear
She had some curlers on her head
Would the lightning strike her in her bed

[Mups]

Wow that one was really near
Mabel tensed herself in fear
She had some curlers on her head
Would the lightning strike her in her bed 
Ouch!  Another bang hurt her ear.

*  *  *

It was dark  one  night by eight
Fred just put his dinner on his plate

[Ruthio]

It was dark  one  night by eight
Fred just put his dinner on his plate
It was yummy beef stew

[GrannyMac]

It was dark  one  night by eight
Fred just put his dinner on his plate
It was yummy beef stew
With a dumpling or two
He was hungry, he just couldn't wait.

He tucked in to carrots and beef
Then remembered he needed his teeth

[Scrumpy]

He tucked into carrots and beef
Then remembered he needed his teeth
But Ethel his wife was using them
And her time was up at half past ten

[Mups]

He tucked into carrots and beef
Then remembered he needed his teeth
But Ethel his wife was using them
And her time was up at half past ten 
But she'd gone for a walk on the heath.

*  *  *

There's been plenty of rain today
But that's been good in a way