Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

Started by GrannyMac, March 18, 2023, 06:20:51 AM

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Scrumpy


Now Glad has finally accepted getting older
But she's had a new tattoo on her shoulder
It's a fairy
But it looks a bit hairy
Use some Immac Ethel told her
Don't ask me.. I know nuffink..

GrannyMac

:clap:  :grin:

The current political lot
For the public they don't give a jot
Its not how old you are, but how you are old. 💖

Mups

The current political lot
For the public they don't give a jot 
Take what they say with a pinch of snuff
'Cos we've all had enough

Scrumpy

The current political lot
For the public they don't give a jot
Take what they say with a pinch of snuff
'Cos we've all had enough
And all have money in their own pot


Angela Rayner has her own boat
It maybe rubber, but stays afloat
Don't ask me.. I know nuffink..

klondike

Angela Rayner has her own boat
It may be rubber, but stays afloat
It has to be pumped up extra hard
Or it would sink under all that lard

Scrumpy

Angela Rayner has her own boat
It maybe rubber, but stays afloat
It has to be pumped up extra hard
Or it would sink under all that lard
I bet in her wardrobe she has a fur coat
Don't ask me.. I know nuffink..