Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

Started by GrannyMac, March 18, 2023, 06:20:51 AM

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Ruthio

Joe went to the disco on a Friday night
Skin tight jeans, and hair was a sight
Blue suede shoes, and satin shirt
He really was a terrible flirt

Scrumpy


Joe went to the disco on a Friday night
Skin tight jeans, and hair was a sight
Blue suede shoes, and satin shirt
He really was a terrible flirt
 He'd pull Tracey , If he played it right
Don't ask me.. I know nuffink..

Mups

Bob was pulling up carrots for tea
Maisie loved 'home grown'  you see

Ruthio

Bob was pulling up carrots for tea
Maisie loved 'home grown'  you see
But they were mouldy

Scrumpy


Bob was pulling up carrots for tea
Maisie loved 'home grown' you see
But they were mouldy
Wrinkled and oldie
Don't ask me.. I know nuffink..

GrannyMac

Bob was pulling up carrots for tea
Maisie loved 'home grown' you see
But they were mouldy
Wrinkled and oldie
A bit like the face in the mirror I see.😱

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Bob nipped to the shop to get Maisie a treat
She was a big girl with a liking for sweets
Its not how old you are, but how you are old. 💖

Mups


Bob nipped to the shop to get Maisie a treat
She was a big girl with a liking for sweets 
He bought some chocolates, and ice cream too

klondike

Bob nipped to the shop to get Maisie a treat
She was a big girl with a liking for sweets 
He bought some chocolates, and ice cream too
Along with some toffees if she fancied a chew

Mups

Bob nipped to the shop to get Maisie a treat
She was a big girl with a liking for sweets 
He bought some chocolates, and ice cream too
Along with some toffees if she fancied a chew
But the ice cream melted in the heat!

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With thunder predicted that day
Gladys hurried along on her way

GrannyMac

With thunder predicted that day
Gladys hurried along on her way
Her appointment was looming
The thunder was booming
But if she missed it she'd still have to pay

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She made it with a minute to spare
And sat on a waiting room chair
Its not how old you are, but how you are old. 💖

klondike

She made it with a minute to spare
And sat on a waiting room chair
An hour later and still not called
Gladys was feeling rather gaulled 

Scrumpy


She made it with a minute to spare
And sat on a waiting room chair
An hour later and still not called
Gladys was feeling rather gaulled
The rash was itching as she sat there
Don't ask me.. I know nuffink..

GrannyMac

The GP called her after a while
And said 'Gladys, I like your style'
To cure your rash, and stop your skin turning red
Just use that hair dye on your head!
Luckily Gladys couldn't see him smile 😁

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Now Glad has finally accepted getting older
But she's had a new tattoo on her shoulder 
Its not how old you are, but how you are old. 💖

Ruthio

Now Glad has finally accepted getting older
But she's had a new tattoo on her shoulder 
It's a fairy 🧚�♀️ 

Mups

Now Glad has finally accepted getting older
But she's had a new tattoo on her shoulder 
It's a fairy 🧚-
But it looks a bit hairy