Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

Started by GrannyMac, March 18, 2023, 06:20:51 AM

« previous - next »

Mups

Billy asked them all round to his place
The slightest smirk upon his face 
Soft music played, the lights were low
Eric asked Betty for a dance that was slow

Ruthio

Billy asked them all round to his place
The slightest smirk upon his face 
Soft music played, the lights were low
Eric asked Betty for a dance that was slow
He whispered in her ear, "I know a place we can go..."

klondike

Eric and Betty quietly slipped out
Poor Eric limping because of his gout

Alex

Eric and Betty quietly slipped out
Poor Eric limping because of his gout
Nearby was a cafe for coffee and cake
It had nice views overlooking a lake

Scrumpy


Eric and Betty quietly slipped out
Poor Eric limping because of his gout
Nearby was a cafe for coffee and cake
It had nice views overlooking the lake
Eric made his move while there was no one about
Don't ask me.. I know nuffink..

klondike

Betty gave him a look as only she could
I'm so glad you did that I though you never would

Ruthio

Betty gave him a look as only she could
I'm so glad you did that I though you never would
Eric gave her a squeeze 

Mups

Betty gave him a look as only she could
I'm so glad you did that I though you never would
Eric gave her a squeeze 
Betty said "Ooh, a bit more please"
Although she really tried to be good.



They are forecasting storms and rain

klondike

They are forecasting storms and rain
If your washing"s out it'll be a pain

GrannyMac

They are forecasting storms and rain
If your washing"s out it'll be a pain
Good for the plants and for the grass
So we can't really say its a pain in the ass
And it soon will be sunshine ☀️ again.

            *************

The forecasters ain't always right
Michael Fish got in a plight
Its not how old you are, but how you are old. 💖

klondike

The forecasters ain't always right
Michael Fish got in a plight
He really never lived that down
Forever after called a clown

Mups

The forecasters ain't always right
Michael Fish got in a plight
He really never lived that down
Forever after called a clown 
And tonight it'll rain all night.


Friday.  Another week past
Time goes so quick I'm aghast

Scrumpy

Friday. Another week past
Time goes so quick I'm aghast
I remember Thursday like it was yesterday
Then, all of a sudden, it's another day
Don't ask me.. I know nuffink..

Ruthio

Friday. Another week past
Time goes so quick I'm aghast
I remember Thursday like it was yesterday
Then, all of a sudden, it's another day
Let's hope the weekend's a blast! 🥳🥳

Now please ensure you're on the right thread 😉

klondike

Now please ensure you're on the right thread 😉
All this messing is confusing my head
These days that is easy to do
I'm blaming that Covid flu