Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[Mups]

Lets have some decorum for the soiree
Ladies wear a dress that covers the knee
And not a low cut top
That makes the gents eyes pop
Decorum will be the whole key.


That goes for the gentlemen too
And Klondie - wash that poo of your shoe!

[Ruthio]

That goes for the gentlemen too
And Klondie - wash that poo of your shoe!
Smarten up please

[Scrumpy]

That goes for the gentlemen too
And Klondike - wash that poo off your shoe !
Smarten up please
Don't wipe your nose on your sleeve

[klondike]

That goes for the gentlemen too
And Klondike - wash that poo off your shoe !
Smarten up please
Don't wipe your nose on your sleeve 
OK I'll clean up in a day or two

[Mups]

I shall buy a new frock for the night
Nothing sexy to give Fred a fright

[Ruthio]

I shall buy a new frock for the night
Nothing sexy to give Fred a fright
I think something pink

[klondike]

I shall buy a new frock for the night
Nothing sexy to give Fred a fright
I think something pink
With a sly little wink
Will be the perfect invite

Ruthio thought she had a cunning plan
Turns out Fred rather fancies old Dan

[GrannyMac]

Ruthio thought she had a cunning plan
Turns out Fred rather fancies old Dan
Never mind Ruth, when all's said and done
On an evening out girls can have fun
It doesn't have to involve a man. 😉

The ladies decided to go to a spa
But first they visited several bars

[Ruthio]

The ladies decided to go to a spa
But first they visited several bars
They became somewhat silly

[Mups]

The ladies decided to go to a spa
But first they visited several bars
They became somewhat silly
And got slung out with Billy

[GrannyMac]

The ladies decided to go to a spa
But first they visited several bars
They became somewhat silly
And got slung out with Billy
Luckily the spa wasn't far.

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[Ruthio]

Now Billy was naughty and had a wicked plan

[klondike]

Now Billy was naughty and had a wicked plan
His sights were set firmly on a night out with Anne

[Scrumpy]

Now Billy was naughty and had a wicked plan
His sights were set firmly on a night out with Anne
Alas, Anne liked Eric and so did Ruth
But Eric liked Betty and that's the truth
And to make matters worse so did Sam

[klondike]

Billy asked them all round to his place
The slightest smirk upon his face