Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[klondike]

Bill was a rocker when he was young
In his black leather jacket he's up for fun
Poor old Joe has split his trews
And after a beer he's starting to snooze

[Scrumpy]

Bill was a rocker when he was young
In his black leather jacket he's up for fun
Poor old Joe has split his trews
And after a beer he's staring to snooze
They were in bed by eight. All the fun done

July 11, 2025, 10:16:12 AM
Doris cleans at the palace on Fridays, all alone
Sometimes she pretends to be the Queen and sits upon the throne
She sticks a mop upon her head this serves her as a crown

[Scrumpy]

Mups.. I beat you to it by ONE MINUTE..
But you can have this one on me..

[Mups]

Mups.. I beat you to it by ONE MINUTE..
But you can have this one on me..

Whoops.   Sorry, Scrumps.   Have deleted my bit. 

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Doris cleans at the palace on Fridays, all alone
Sometimes she pretends to be the Queen and sits upon the throne
She sticks a mop upon her head this serves her as a crown 
One day a Maid caught her, and said with a frown -

[GrannyMac]

Doris cleans at the palace on Fridays, all alone
Sometimes she pretends to be the Queen and sits upon the throne
She sticks a mop upon her head this serves her as a crown
One day a Maid caught her, and said with a frown -
You'll get the sack, now climb on down, go home.

[klondike]

Doris now must use her throne at home
For in the palace she can no longer roam
This has made her hubby groan
He thinks she's playing with her phone
Or maybe even reading Tolstoy's famous tome

[Mups]

Fred sat in the paddling pool
He cared not if he looked a fool
He played with a toy duck
While a lolly he did suck
And it kept him nice and cool.

[Mups]

Baz met a young lass on the ferry
She told him her name was Kerry

[GrannyMac]

Baz met a young lass on the ferry
She told him her name was Kerry
It was a bit late at night
To visit the Isle of Wight
And Kerry was a wee bit merry

Baz was worried about her fate

[klondike]

Baz was worried about her fate
For Kerry was clearly jail bait

[Mups]

Baz was worried about her fate
For Kerry was clearly jail bait
As he was turning away
He saw her sway

[Alex]

Baz was worried about her fate
For Kerry was clearly jail bait
As he was turning away
He saw her sway
Tottering, she fell into the gate.


Cream teas in Devon, now there's a treat

[Mups]

Cream teas in Devon, now there's a treat 
Sitting by the sea,  with cool, bare feet

[Scrumpy]

Cream teas in Devon, now that's a treat
Sitting by the sea ,with cool, bare feet
What goes on first jam or cream?

[klondike]

Cream teas in Devon, now that's a treat
Sitting by the sea ,with cool, bare feet
What goes on first jam or cream?
Get it wrong and I will scream!!!