Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[klondike]

Sue took a new job in Hong Kong
She hasn't been there very long
She has no skills but found the answer
Well paid work as a nightclub dancer
Her outfit being just a thong

[GrannyMac]

Sue really wanted to travel more
To Thailand and to Singapore 

[Mups]

Sue really wanted to travel more
To Thailand and to Singapore  
So she book a flight 
On the Saturday night

[Scrumpy]

Sue really wanted to travel more
To Thailand and to Singapore
So she booked a flight
On the Saturday night
Was still there yesterday at four

[Scrumpy]

There's a fight going on in the old folks home
Freda said her dentures were stolen by Joan
Mabel threw her porridge and it landed on Bert's head

[Alex]

There's a fight going on in the old folks home
Freda said her dentures were stolen by Joan
Mabel threw her porridge and it landed on Bert's head
Ethel threw a wobbler and sloped off to bed

[Mups]

There's a fight going on in the old folks home
Freda said her dentures were stolen by Joan
Mabel threw her porridge and it landed on Bert's head
Ethel threw a wobbler and sloped off to bed 
Dez didn't want the police, so unplugged the phone.


Next morning it was all quiet and calm
A good night's sleep is good as any balm

[Scrumpy]

Next morning it was quiet and calm
A good nights sleep is as good as any balm
But under the duvet Bert snuggled beneath
Making a plan to switch all their teeth

[Mups]

Next morning it was quiet and calm
A good nights sleep is as good as any balm
But under the duvet Bert snuggled beneath
Making a plan to switch all their teeth 
And send 'em to the funny farm.

[GrannyMac]

The matron thought 'enough's enough'
There's too much of this funny stuff 

[Scrumpy]

The matron thought 'enough's enough'
There's too much of this funny stuff
On the 'naughty step' she put Bert
Along with his pride his piles did hurt

[klondike]

The matron thought 'enough's enough'
There's too much of this funny stuff
On the 'naughty step' she put Bert
Along with his pride his piles did hurt
All Matron said was "Tough"

Now the old folk have all calmed down
Matron has lost her constant frown

[Mups]

Now the old folk have all calmed down
Matron has lost her constant frown 
In fact, she almost smiled today
But maybe that's because she got her pay

[klondike]

Now the old folk have all calmed down
Matron has lost her constant frown
In fact, she almost smiled today
But maybe that's because she got her pay
Perhaps she'll treat us to a night on the town

We're in luck the night outs on
Best glad rags we all must don
Dot's skirt looks far too short

[GrannyMac]

We're in luck the night out's on
Best glad rags we must all don
Dot's skirt looks far to short
It's twenty years since it was bought
What a struggle to get it on.

Bill was a rocker when he was young
In his black leather jacket he's up for fun