Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

Started by GrannyMac, March 18, 2023, 06:20:51 AM

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klondike

Sue took a new job in Hong Kong
She hasn't been there very long
She has no skills but found the answer
Well paid work as a nightclub dancer
Her outfit being just a thong

GrannyMac

Sue really wanted to travel more
To Thailand and to Singapore 
Its not how old you are, but how you are old. 💖

Mups

Sue really wanted to travel more
To Thailand and to Singapore  
So she book a flight 
On the Saturday night

Scrumpy



Sue really wanted to travel more
To Thailand and to Singapore
So she booked a flight
On the Saturday night
Was still there yesterday at four
Don't ask me.. I know nuffink..

Scrumpy

There's a fight going on in the old folks home
Freda said her dentures were stolen by Joan
Mabel threw her porridge and it landed on Bert's head
Don't ask me.. I know nuffink..

Alex

There's a fight going on in the old folks home
Freda said her dentures were stolen by Joan
Mabel threw her porridge and it landed on Bert's head
Ethel threw a wobbler and sloped off to bed

Mups

There's a fight going on in the old folks home
Freda said her dentures were stolen by Joan
Mabel threw her porridge and it landed on Bert's head
Ethel threw a wobbler and sloped off to bed 
Dez didn't want the police, so unplugged the phone.


Next morning it was all quiet and calm
A good night's sleep is good as any balm