Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

Started by GrannyMac, March 18, 2023, 06:20:51 AM

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Mups

Fred's car broke down, so he thumbed for a lift
But no one stopped, so he began to feel miffed

Ruthio

Fred's car broke down, so he thumbed for a lift
But no one stopped, so he began to feel miffed
He climbed onto the roof 

Mups

Fred's car broke down, so he thumbed for a lift
But no one stopped, so he began to feel miffed
He climbed onto the roof 
But he was no youth
Being younger would feel like a gift.


Lil  had Haddock and Chips for tea

Ruthio

Lil  had Haddock and Chips for tea
But she didn't get anything for me 😪

Mups

Lil  had Haddock and Chips for tea
But she didn't get anything for me 😪
Just a sandwhich I had -
And even that tasted bad

muddy

Lil  had Haddock and Chips for tea
But she didn't get anything for me 😪
Just a sandwhich I had -
And even that tasted bad
It was sardine a long time from the sea

This Limerick thing is hard to master
I wish that I could do it faster

Mups

#6186
This Limerick thing is hard to master
I wish that I could do it faster
But Muddy's doing good
I knew that she could
It's certainly no disaster.   :smiley:



Yesterday at 11:16:49 PM

While Bert was curled up in bed
He snored as he rested his head

GrannyMac

While Bert was curled up in bed
He snored as he rested his head
The neighbours next door
Were heard to implore
Its not how old you are, but how you are old. 💖

klondike

While Bert was curled up in bed
He snored as he rested his head
The neighbours next door
Were heard to implore
It's noisier than the night he was wed

Mups

At the farmers market in Slough
Sid wanted to sell his old Cow

Scrumpy


At the farmers market in Slough
Sid wanted to sell his old Cow
But she was long in the tooth
and didn't have 'much on the roof'
So he decided to keep her.. for now
Don't ask me.. I know nuffink..

Mups

Sid wandered round the Poultry and Sheep
But he didn't want too many to keep
They'd cost him money
He'd have to sell a lot more Honey