Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[Mups]

Now sir will you please open wide
I need to get my fist and drill inside
You may feel a little prick
And you may be a little sick
But Baz then learned the Dentist had lied!

[Alex]

A handsome señor from Madrid

[klondike]

A handsome señor from Madrid
Was down to a couple of quid

[Mups]

A handsome señor from Madrid
Was down to a couple of quid
Could he sell his body
Though it was a tad shoddy
And would the young ladies bid?

[Scrumpy]

Florrie opened the bidding at a whopping ten pounds
Ethel offered twenty in her knicker drawer she found

[klondike]

Florrie opened the bidding at a whopping ten pounds
Ethel offered twenty in her knicker drawer she found
Doris won with fifty much to her delight
One for every millimeter as she found that night

[Scrumpy]

 Poor Doris...

[klondike]

Florrie opened the bidding at a whopping ten pounds
Ethel offered twenty in her knicker drawer she found
Doris won with fifty much to her delight
One for every millimeter as she found that night
She asked for a refund but the hunky stood his ground 

[GrannyMac]

Poor Doris...

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Yesterday at 09:00:40 PM
Dave played bowls at the local green
He couldn't hit the jack, but was very keen

[Mups]

Dave played bowls at the local green
He couldn't hit the jack, but was very keen 
But he got in a spat - 
When someone knocked off his straw hat

[Ruthio]

Dave played bowls at the local green
He couldn't hit the jack, but was very keen 
But he got in a spat - 
When someone knocked off his straw hat
And that was the end of his dream 

[GrannyMac]

Greta liked to go out, with her bus pass it was free

[klondike]

Greta liked to go out, with her bus pass it was free
Some days down to sit on the quay
She'd take a snack on which to dine
But only if the day was fine
Usually she'd meet up with Bea

After lunch they'd go and shop

[Ruthio]

After lunch they'd go and shop
Greta needed a nice new mop

[klondike]

After lunch they'd go and shop
Greta needed a nice new mop
Bea wanted some chops for tea
Her diet said one but she bought three