Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[Mups]

Maggie on a dating site chatted to Fred from Crewe
She was rather nervous, but managed "How d'ya do"

[Mups]

Maggie on a dating site chatted to Fred from Crewe
She was rather nervous, but managed "How d'ya do"
She wondered about her choice
But he had a really nice voice

[Alex]

Maggie on a dating site chatted to Fred from Crewe
She was rather nervous, but managed "How d'ya do"
She wondered about her choice
But he had a really nice voice
So she asked him to meet for a brew.


 

[Ruthio]

They met at a pub called The Kings Arms 🤴 

[Scrumpy]

They met at a pub called The Kings Arms
He walked in the door flashing his charms

[Ruthio]

They met at a pub called The Kings Arms
He walked in the door flashing his charms
She was quite overcome

[Scrumpy]

They met in a pub called The Kings Arms
He walked in the door flashing his charms
She was quite overcome
'Til she saw the size of his bum

[Ruthio]

They met in a pub called The Kings Arms
He walked in the door flashing his charms
She was quite overcome
'Til she saw the size of his bum
"Dear God" she cried, and swallowed some Kalms 💊 💊 

[Mups]

Baz went to the dentist in Billing
And they said he needed a filling

[klondike]

Baz went to the dentist in Billing
And they said he needed a filling
Will it hurt he asked in fear
Last time I came over queer

[Mups]

Baz went to the dentist in Billing
And they said he needed a filling
Will it hurt he asked in fear
Last time I came over queer
So I am not sure if I am willing.


'Calm down Sir,  it won't hurt a bit'

[klondike]

'Calm down Sir,  it won't hurt a bit'
When it's all done I'll tell you to spit
He cunningly hid his monster syringe
He did not want poor Baz to cringe
One glimpse of that and he'd have a fit

Now sir please will you open wide

[Scrumpy]

Now sir will you please open wide
I need to get my fist and drill inside

[klondike]

Now sir will you please open wide
I need to get my fist and drill inside
You may feel a little prick

[Ruthio]

Now sir will you please open wide
I need to get my fist and drill inside
You may feel a little prick
And you may be a little sick