Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[Mups]

As the day came to a close
Bert started a bad runny nose
He cursed and he muttered
And a few swear words he uttered

[GrannyMac]

As the day came to a close
Bert started a bad runny nose
He cursed and he muttered
And a few swear words he uttered
I won't mention the ones that he chose! 

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Andy liked to have a bet
Sadly, he'd won nothing yet

[Mups]

Andy liked to have a bet
Sadly, he'd won nothing yet 
He's down the Bookies from dawn till dusk
Trying to get rich as Elon Musk

[klondike]

Andy liked to have a bet
Sadly, he'd won nothing yet
He's down the Bookies from dawn till dusk
Trying to get rich as Elon Musk
He'd love a big yacht and private jet

[Scrumpy]

'Room for one more on top'
But there were two in the queue at the bus stop

[Ruthio]

Room for one more on top'
But there were two in the queue at the bus stop
Elsie pushed to get on first

[Scrumpy]

'Room for one more on top'
But there were two in the queue at the bus stop
Elsie pushed to get on first
Molly then hit her with her purse

[Mups]

'Room for one more on top'
But there were two in the queue at the bus stop
Elsie pushed to get on first
Molly then hit her with her purse 
So Elsie hit her back with a mop.


Two men tried to get in between
To put and end to this scene

[GrannyMac]

Two men tried to get in between
To put an end to this scene
They calmed the ladies with a joke
Then took them both for rum and coke

[Scrumpy]

Two men tried to get in between
To put an end to this scene
They calmed the ladies with a joke
Then took them both for rum and coke
One being the bus driver, who's name was Dean

[Mups]

While waiting for his Cod and Chips
Alf noticed a woman's huge hips
As she stood in the queue
She blocked his entire view

[Scrumpy]

While waiting for his Cod and Chips
Alf noticed a woman's huge hips
As she stood in the queue
She blocked his entire view 
He couldn't see if they any scratching bits

[Mups]

Mavis sat in her garden admiring the sky
When she swears her garden gnome said 'Hi'

[GrannyMac]

Mavis sat in her garden admiring the sky
When she swears her garden gnome said 'Hi'
She said it was the gnome with the fishing rod
Her husband called her a silly sod
Three glasses of wine had affected her eyes 🍷 🍷 🍷


Cyril bought a pompom hat
He thought 'I'll look pretty good in that'

[Mups]

Cyril bought a pompom hat
He thought 'I'll look pretty good in that' 
He polished his shoes and brushed his hair
Trimmed his beard then had a stare