Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[Scrumpy]

It feels sticky and warm today
Could be a storm on its way ?
Alexa says 'All dry'
But she is known to tell a lie

[GrannyMac]

It feels sticky and warm today
Could be a storm on its way ?
Alexa says 'All dry'
But she is known to tell a lie
And always likes to have her say

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Dave fancied a piece of cake with his tea
When he looked in the tin, it was not to be

[Mups]

Eddy said  Punch & Judy is no more 
And they were shown the Exit door

[Ruthio]

It feels sticky and  warm today
Could a storm be on its way?
We could do with some rain 🌧

        ☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆

Dave fancied a piece of cake with his tea
When he looked in the tin, it was not to be
No biccies no cake

☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆

Eddy said  Punch & Judy is no more
And they were shown the Exit door
They walked with heads bowed

[Mups]

Sorry Granny,  I didn't see your post.  

*  *

Dave fancied a piece of cake with his tea
When he looked in the tin, it was not to be
No biccies no cake
He'd just have to bake
Some treats for himself and Lee.

*  *

May 31, 2025, 10:04:52 PM
Eddy said  Punch & Judy is no more
And they were shown the Exit door
They walked with heads bowed
Sway from the crowd

[GrannyMac]

Eddy said Punch and Judy is no more
And they were shown the exit door
They walked with heads bowed
Away from the crowd
Their puppet show had become a bore

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On an old piano Liz could bang out a tune
Roll out the barrel, Fly me to the moon

[klondike]

On an old piano Liz could bang out a tune
Roll out the barrel, Fly me to the moon
My old man said follow the van
Those were the best for my old nan
For me she couldn't stop too soon

[Mups]

Ooh, I think I saw a spot of rain
My washing's out - what a pain

[Scrumpy]

Ooh, I think I saw a spot of rain
My washing's out - what a pain
A spot or two won't hurt your whites
Everything will be alright

[GrannyMac]

Ooh, I think I saw a spot of rain
My washing's out - what a pain
A spot or two won't hurt your whites
Everything will be alright
Leave it out, the sun will shine again 🌞

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Melon was Wilfrid's favourite fruit
For bananas and apples he didn't care a hoot

[Scrumpy]

Melon was Wilfred's favourite fruit
For bananas and apples he didn't care a hoot
He once tried a raspberry but spat it out

[Mups]

Melon was Wilfred's favourite fruit
For bananas and apples he didn't care a hoot
He once tried a raspberry but spat it out 
It landed in Ethel's glass of Stout

[klondike]

Melon was Wilfred's favourite fruit
For bananas and apples he didn't care a hoot
He once tried a raspberry but spat it out
It landed in Ethel's glass of Stout
She got angry and gave him a boot

Poor old Wilf has watery eyes
Ethel's revenge was quite a surprise

[Mups]

Poor old Wilf has watery eyes
Ethel's revenge was quite a surprise 
Her boot really hurt
And he wasn't alert

[GrannyMac]

Poor old Wilf has watery eyes
Ethel's revenge was quite a surprise
Her boot really hurt
And he wasn't alert
And she is almost twice his size!

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A feisty woman, Wilf thought 'great'
He decided to ask her on a date