Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

Started by GrannyMac, March 18, 2023, 06:20:51 AM

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Mups

Quote from: Ruthio on May 28, 2025, 08:56:51 PMMups almost posted arse just now!  :moon:

Who,  moi?  
How very dare you.



GrannyMac

Its not how old you are, but how you are old. 💖

Mups

Aaw, dammit.   OK,  guilty as charged.

BUT,  I did behave in the end though.  :smiley:


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Fred went to bed early and thought
About all the things he had bought






klondike

Fred went to bed early and thought
About all the things he had bought
His new thermometer was best in class

GrannyMac

Fred went to bed early and thought
About all the things he had bought
His new thermometer was best in class
A flashy suit, a travel pass 

Its not how old you are, but how you are old. 💖

Mups

#5915
Fred went to bed early and thought
About all the things he had bought
His new thermometer was best in class
A flashy suit, a travel pass 
But still a nice damsel he sought. 


Poor Fred was all on his own
So he talked to his garden Gnome

klondike

Poor Fred was all on his own
So he talked to his garden Gnome
To his surprise the gnome answered back

Alex

Poor Fred was all on his own
So he talked to his garden Gnome
To his surprise the gnome answered back
Hey Fred fix my hat it's got a crack !

Mups

Poor Fred was all on his own
So he talked to his garden Gnome
To his surprise the gnome answered back
Hey Fred fix my hat it's got a crack ! 
Else I shall have to find another home.


One beautiful moonlit night

GrannyMac

One beautiful moonlit night
Liz was gardening, a strange sight
Its not how old you are, but how you are old. 💖

Alex

One beautiful moonlit night
Liz was gardening, a strange sight
She planted beans and some spuds

klondike

One beautiful moonlit night
Liz was gardening, a strange sight
She planted beans and some spuds
Hoped and prayed they'd not be duds

Mups

#5922
One beautiful moonlit night
Liz was gardening, a strange sight
She planted beans and some spuds
Hoped and prayed they'd not be duds
And they grew well, to her delight.



It's Friday again -  Hoorah
I think I'll go out in my car
So in the front seat I hopped
But the car coughed and stopped

Scrumpy


It's Friday again- Hoorah
I think I'll go out in my car
So in the front seat I hopped
But the car coughed and stopped
It only got to the front gate- not far
Don't ask me.. I know nuffink..

Mups

It feels sticky and  warm today#
Could a storm be on its way?