Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[Alex]

Pete fancied bangers & mash for tea
Followed by a glass of Chablis
Who could claim he had no class
Not Paddy as he raised his glass

[klondike]

Pete fancied bangers & mash for tea
Followed by a glass of Chablis
Who could claim he had no class
Not Paddy as he raised his glass
Sadly no invite for me

Paddy gazed into Pete's brown eyes

[GrannyMac]

Paddy gazed into Pete's brown eyes
He thought he'd give Pete a nice surprise

[klondike]

Paddy gazed into Pete's brown eyes
He thought he'd give Pete a nice surprise
He put his hand upon his knee
I'm glad there was no invite for me

[Mups]

Paddy gazed into Pete's brown eyes
He thought he'd give Pete a nice surprise
He put his hand upon his knee
I'm glad there was no invite for me 
But Pete didn't think that was wise.


Pete jumped off his seat and said
"Don't think you'll get me in bed!"

[GrannyMac]

Pete jumped off his seat and said
"Don't think you'll get me in bed!"
Paddy muttering went away
He really thought that Pete was gay

[klondike]

Pete jumped off his seat and said
"Don't think you'll get me in bed!"
Paddy muttering went away
He really thought that Pete was gay
He'd mixed him up with Father Ted

Is this stuff I've read is true

[Mups]

If this stuff I've read is true
It's enough to turn the air blue

[klondike]

If this stuff I've read is true
It's enough to turn the air blue
Did she think noone would care

[GrannyMac]

If this stuff I've read is true
It's enough to turn the air blue
Did she think no-one would care
Life could be so very unfair. 

[klondike]

If this stuff I've read is true
It's enough to turn the air blue
Did she think no-one would care
Life could be so very unfair.
I'm wondering now - was it only two?

[Scrumpy]

Peggy blew out the candles on her birthday cake
There were ninety three.. Six blows it did take

[Mups]

Peggy blew out the candles on her birthday cake
There were ninety three.. Six blows it did take 
She blew so hard, her teeth flew out
And landed on her toe -  the one with gout

[GrannyMac]

Peggy blew out the candles on her birthday cake
There were ninety three.. Six blows it did take
She blew so hard, her teeth flew out
And landed on her toe -  the one with gout
So a trip to hospital she had to make. 

Peggy went to A&E there was a very long queue
Drunks and druggies and an emergency or two

[Mups]

Peggy went to A&E there was a very long queue
Drunks and druggies and an emergency or two 
She sat there to wait
Till it was getting so late
She'd nodded off when they wheeled her through.