Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

Started by GrannyMac, March 18, 2023, 06:20:51 AM

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Mups

Quote from: Scrumpy on April 02, 2025, 01:23:42 PMFreddy gave up trying and went on his way
Then all of a sudden a lassie came his way
Whose name was Virginia Guiffre
Who didn't do anything for free
Freddy was told he'd have to pay

April 02, 2025, 01:37:15 PM

Ted was wearing odd socks on his feet
Other than that, he looked real neat




(Well done Scrumpy)!


dextrous63

Ted was wearing odd socks on his feet
Other than that, he looked real neat
But when he played his xylophone

GrannyMac

Ted was wearing odd socks on his feet
Other than that, he looked real neat
But when he played his xylophone
All his neighbours started to moan
It really wasn't a musical treat.

Its not how old you are, but how you are old. 💖

Ruthio

There's  still a nasty cold chilly wind 

Scrumpy

There's still a nasty cold chilly wind
No outside parties or drinking binge
Don't ask me.. I know nuffink..

Mups

#5480
There's still a nasty cold chilly wind
No outside parties or drinking binge
Not for a bit longer
'Til the sun is a tad stronger

GrannyMac

There's still a nasty cold chilly wind
No outside parties or drinking binge
Not for a bit longer
'Til the sun is a tad stronger
Then beware you don't get singed

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Bella needed some new shoes
Not much choice for her in size twos
Its not how old you are, but how you are old. 💖

Ruthio

Bella needed some new shoes
Not much choice for her in size twos
Such neat little feet! 

Mups

#5483
Bella needed some new shoes
Not much choice for her in size twos
Such neat little feet! 
So tiny and petite
But in footwear, little to choose.

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Pete fancied a nice cheese scone

klondike

Pete fancied a nice cheese scone
But sadly that just got the sad trombone 🎺 🎶
He had to settle for bread and jam

GrannyMac

Pete fancied a nice cheese scone
But sadly that just got the sad trombone 🎺 🎶
He had to settle for bread and jam
He'd also run out of his favourite ham
And no cup of tea cos the milk was gone.

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Pete went shopping later that day
He forgot his wallet, so couldn't pay

Its not how old you are, but how you are old. 💖

Mups

Pete went shopping later that day
He forgot his wallet, so couldn't pay
It was all put back in his trolley
Cos he only had change for a lolly