Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[Mups]

You would have thought maybe pink instead?
Still at least it's not bright red 
It might come in handy when you're feeling frisky
Or been down the pub and had too much whiskey

[klondike]

You would have thought maybe pink instead?
Still at least it's not bright red
It might come in handy when you're feeling frisky
Or been down the pub and had too much whiskey
Then collapsed in a heap on the bed

Better hope the other half don't see it
Might get frightened and do a flit

[Mups]

Better hope the other half don't see it
Might get frightened and do a flit
You were found once before
And got laid down the law
Now put it away, and leave it.

* 

When Bertie was cutting his lawn
He chopped off the top of his corn

[GrannyMac]

When Bertie was cutting his lawn
He chopped off the top of his corn
It was a disaster
He had no corn plasters

[Mups]

When Bertie was cutting his lawn
He chopped off the top of his corn
It was a disaster
He had no corn plasters 
So he wrapped it in loo roll till dawn.

*

It's Monday and the sun's shining bright

[klondike]

It's Monday and the sun's shining bright
Thanks to the clock change it's longer til night

[Mups]

It's Monday and the sun's shining bright
Thanks to the clock change it's longer til night 
The grass is cut,  the washing dry
And for me tea, its a Chicken Pie

[Ruthio]

It's Monday and the sun's shining bright
Thanks to the clock change it's longer til night 
The grass is cut,  the washing dry
And for me tea, its a Chicken Pie
Now it's Tuesday so let's get that right ✅ 

[Scrumpy]

Freddy bought a new car it was the deepest red

[klondike]

Freddy bought a new car it was the deepest red
Hoping to impress some lassies into his bed

[Scrumpy]

Freddy bought a new car it was the deepest red
Hoping to impress some lassies into his bed
Driving pass a lassie he would always blow his horn

[Mups]

Freddy bought a new car it was the deepest red
Hoping to impress some lassies into his bed
Driving pass a lassie he would always blow his horn 
But they mostly put two fingers up -
And looked at him with scorn.

*

Freddy gave up trying and went on his way
Then all of a sudden a lassie came his way

[dextrous63]

Freddy gave up trying and went on his way
Then all of a sudden a lassie came his way
Whose name was Virginia Guiffre

[Mups]

Freddy gave up trying and went on his way
Then all of a sudden a lassie came his way
Whose name was Virginia Guiffre

Now come on Dexy,  what the 'eck can the next person rhyme with that! 

[Scrumpy]

Freddy gave up trying and went on his way
Then all of a sudden a lassie came his way
Whose name was Virginia Guiffre
Who didn't do anything for free
Freddy was told he'd have to pay

Yesterday at 01:37:15 PM

Ted was wearing odd socks on his feet