Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

Started by GrannyMac, March 18, 2023, 06:20:51 AM

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Scrumpy

Frank got sackful of replies
The offers came from far and wide
Don't ask me.. I know nuffink..

klondike

Frank got sackful of replies
The offers came from far and wide
His profile showed a picture of George Clooney



Alex

Frank got sackfuls of replies
The offers came from far and wide
His profile showed a picture of George Clooney
When in fact he was more like Wayne Rooney

GrannyMac

Frank got sackfuls of replies
The offers came from far and wide
His profile showed a picture of George Clooney
When in fact he was more like Wayne Rooney
What a shock for a prospective bride!

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One of the women's profiles caught Frank's eye

Its not how old you are, but how you are old. 💖

klondike

One of the women's profiles caught Frank's eye
Goodness was that hemline high

GrannyMac

One of the women's profiles caught Frank's eye
Goodness was that hemline high
She'd used a filter on her face

Its not how old you are, but how you are old. 💖

klondike

One of the women's profiles caught Frank's eye
Goodness was that hemline high
She'd used a filter on her face
Of her moustache there was no trace

Scrumpy

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One of the women's profiles caught Frank's eye
Goodness was that hemline high
She'd used a filter on her face
Of her moustache there was no trace
He'd get in quick. Result!! YES!!. High Five !!
Don't ask me.. I know nuffink..

Scrumpy


Frank met Crystal outside the bingo hall
Don't ask me.. I know nuffink..

klondike

Frank met Crystal outside the bingo hall
No trouble spotting her at nearly 7 foot tall

Alex

Frank met Crystal outside the bingo hall
No trouble spotting her at nearly 7 foot tall
With stiletto heels she towered above

Scrumpy

Frank met Crystal outside the bingo hall
No trouble spotting her at nearly 7 foot tall
With stiletto heels she towered above
Frank had to climb up to kiss his love
Don't ask me.. I know nuffink..

klondike

Frank met Crystal outside the bingo hall
No trouble spotting her at nearly 7 foot tall
With stiletto heels she towered above
Frank had to climb up to kiss his love
Leaning a ladder against the wall

Looking down gave Frank a fright

Scrumpy

Looking down gave Frank a fright
He realised he was scared of heights 
Don't ask me.. I know nuffink..

Alex

Looking down gave Frank a fright
He realised he was scared of heights
Feeling dizzy when he looked down