Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[Scrumpy]

The rich guy went by the name of Joe
How he made his money no-one would know
He didn't want Doris , he made it plain
He was infatuated by a glamour model, Jane
So.. for Doris.. with Joe.. it was a 'No go'


Nora's sultana dumplings were famous in the town

[Alex]

Nora's sultana dumplings were famous in the town
She sold them at six for half a crown

[Ruthio]

Nora's sultana dumplings were famous in the town
She sold them at six for half a crown
They were plump round and tasty 

[GrannyMac]

Nora's sultana dumplings were famous in the town
She sold them at six for half a crown
They were plump round and tasty 
She also sold homemade minced beef pasties

[Scrumpy]

Nora's sultana dumplings were famous in the town
She sold them at six for half a crown
They were plump round and tasty
She also sold homemade pasties
Better than Greggs, who had to shut down

[Scrumpy]

Aggie cruised the car park looking for a space

[klondike]

Aggie cruised the car park looking for a space
Getting to one was going to be a race

[Ruthio]

Aggie cruised the car park looking for a space
Getting to one was going to be a race
She spotted a gap

[Alex]

Aggie cruised the car park looking for a space
Getting to one was going to be a race
She spotted a gap
But got in a flap

[klondike]

Aggie cruised the car park looking for a space
Getting to one was going to be a race
She spotted a gap
But got in a flap
Not even making second place

Aggie muttered and swore

[Scrumpy]

Aggie muttered and swore
Scratched a 4x4

[klondike]

Aggie muttered and swore
Scratched a 4x4
She put a note upon its screen

[Scrumpy]

Aggie muttered and swore
Scratched a 4x4
She put a note upon its screen
Saying 'Prove it..I wasn't seen'

[Ruthio]

Aggie muttered and swore
Scratched a 4x4
She put a note upon its screen
Saying 'Prove it..I wasn't seen'
Then scarpered before they called the law!!

[Scrumpy]

Val joined a dating site, she was looking for a man